Jokes

Does any one know any good jokes.

Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model? A boner.

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the pool, I’m drowning!

A warthog hits this lady and the husband calls 911.

The operator asks, “Where are you at”?

The husband replies, “I’m on Eucolipstic Road.”

The operator asks, “Can you spell that for me?”

“Well… I’ll just drag her over to Oak so you can you pick her up there?”

There were three men on a hill with their watches.The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.

The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.

The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it.

The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it.

The third man said, “Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow!”

When is a baby good at basketball?

when it dribbles

How do you cut the sea in half?

with a sea saw

Why did the man put wings on his watch?

he wanted to see time fly

  1. July 10, 2009 at 6:28 pm | #1

    I did these jokes people

  2. Priya
    July 23, 2009 at 5:57 pm | #2

    You didn’t include the last one atiq.

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