Jokes
Does any one know any good jokes.
Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model? A boner.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the pool, I’m drowning!
A warthog hits this lady and the husband calls 911.
The operator asks, “Where are you at”?
The husband replies, “I’m on Eucolipstic Road.”
The operator asks, “Can you spell that for me?”
“Well… I’ll just drag her over to Oak so you can you pick her up there?”
The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.
The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it.
The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it.
The third man said, “Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow!”
When is a baby good at basketball?
when it dribbles
How do you cut the sea in half?
with a sea saw
Why did the man put wings on his watch?
he wanted to see time fly
I did these jokes people
You didn’t include the last one atiq.